11 hours ago

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else. Cite Arrow (via 400eurojob)

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whorville:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

Lmao sure okay

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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1 day ago

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

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takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

sitting in silence with your best friend is actually really nice because youre together and youre just happy to be together even if the both of you are just scrolling through tumblr and twitter because you occasionally point something else to the other person and laugh and maybe talk but youre just comfortable and together and thats enough

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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2 days ago
  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
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intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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3 days ago

firstjumperonfire:

fourismywhore:

fourismywhore:

my boyfriend told me he loved me last night for the first time

i forgot to mention we both work at starbucks and were closing the store together last night and his exact words were

"I love you a latte"

marry him.

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huffposttaste:

LOVE Japanese food puns. (See more here.)

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4 days ago

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

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